NaBloPoMo is like a calendar I had seven or eight years ago. It was one of those Page-a-Day calendars, and it was called 365 Days of Duct Tape.

Now I like duct tape, and I even like duct tape jokes, so this calendar seemed like an ideal thing to have. But it didn’t take long for me to realize that there are not 365 funny things that can be said about duct tape. There are 30. Or perhaps 40 if you’re in a ticklish mood. So the makers of the calendar had to come up with another 325 things to say about duct tape, and they… well, they did.

And that’s the problem with this post-a-day in November thing. When you run out of things to write, you still hafta write something! Today, I give you duct tape. Tomorrow, we’ll just have to hope that something happens!